Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom