Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).