What does a baby smell like in a microwave?

Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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Procrasturbation.

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He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.