When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.