When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.