When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.