How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!