Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.