Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips