Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)