Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"