Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.