Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."