What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.