What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!