What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.