What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!