What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.