How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.