What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?