What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

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