What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light