What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...