What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Baked Being Jokes More Baked Being Jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).