What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).