What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

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What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).