Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.