Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile