Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile