Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Da Nile Jokes More Da Nile Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile