Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile