What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile