What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile