What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile