What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile