How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...