What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.