Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log