Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good