Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.