Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty