Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!