What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite