What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite