Math Lesson Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!