How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.