Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL