Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.