Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne