What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

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What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99