It never ends.
A Piano.
Because she has two faces.
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Being black.
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!