What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!