Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.