Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin