Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do Sarah Palin and Iron Man have in common?

they've both had a Downey Jr. inside them.