What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.