What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.