What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.