What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.