Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"