Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.