Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.