Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.