When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.