One? Or two?
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Oculus Prime.
When you can't.
They have a good sense of aqueous humor.
Because they're too cornea.
Better like this ... or better like this
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe
Igloos it back together.
A snow-blower that doesn't work.
1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
