Optometrist Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One? Or two?

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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