Optometrist Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One? Or two?

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe