How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.