How does an optometrist make love?

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.