How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One? Or two?

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.