How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.