How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.