How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.