How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"