What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.