What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker