What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.