What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.