What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !