What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.