Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

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