Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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Coffee Mug

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian?

A Can't-adian!

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.