Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel