Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.