Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus