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A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Clearly not this one!
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH