What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR