What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.