What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.