What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.