What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner