Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior?

Glamurai

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Gangsta Jokes More Gangsta Jokes

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee