The children always end up with lice in their hair.
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Lice. Lice, maybe.
Full course dinner
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Cause they don't have balls to scratch
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
Cancer...
Sea-men. My brother told me that
An eggnogstic
It had a reptile dysfunction!
Haram-bee
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
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He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke