Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke