Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

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What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.