Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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It doesn't like Cats.

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Is there a dog?

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Yellow Snow.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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You exercise it.

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He works it out with a pencil.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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Thanks Verstappen.

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They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate?

A cheetah.

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They might be cheetahs!

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.