Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Gangsta Jokes More Gangsta Jokes

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.