Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites