Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...