What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.