What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

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What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!