What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.