The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
Shellular*, of course...
Popcorn, of course!
You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!