When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit