What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person?

A Pizza can feed a family of four

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't