What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor