Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Previous Random Joke Next

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...