Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"