What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers