What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball