What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.