What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball