How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.