How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!