How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !