What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

Previous Random Joke Next

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.